What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Amputations.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

I cant think of one (._. )

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Penis!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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