- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

why is your hair black? it was heretitery.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

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