In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

Why did the black man shoot someone? His wife recently left him and he got fired from his job.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A person with light, yellowish hair who has a tragic genetic deformity.

- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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