Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair because he had cancer

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

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Your social life

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What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

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How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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