What did batman say to the Joker? I'm Batman

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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KIMBERLEY HONEY

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

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What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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