- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

What is worse

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Roses are red Violets are penis

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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