Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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Avery has crabs.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, im a dog

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

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Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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pubic lice.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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whats really hot the sun

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's gay and gay? Joe

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