- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

What's white and comes out of a long black stick? Milk with a long black straw.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

Want to see a funny movie? -Watch Schindler's List

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

Wanna hear a joke? My penis size.

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