knock knock your gay

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How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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