- Anti Joke

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

What's the sound of victory? The sound of a knife cutting into a baby.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater