Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Baseball

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What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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