- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? salsa how to you get it out? tostitos

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Why did the blonde put tip-ex on the computer screen? To spite her physically abusive husband

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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