- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

How did the Jews get out of Germany? They didn't..

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

ati jokes are not to be funny. what about u

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

you will die someday

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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