Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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the WNBA

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Nothing yet CC

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Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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