There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

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what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Microsoft Windows

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

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What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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