What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

I'm not as random as you think i salad.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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