what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Why did the asian die? he was driving

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

Did you know?

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

whats pale and white your ass.

Your Mom

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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