Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A fat man buys a salad

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

Chuck Norris.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

I am really good at math debating

this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Hitler was Jewish.

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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