- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

I came.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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