Hitler was Jewish.

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How do you make a baby cry? Hit it with a brick.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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I am really good at math debating

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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potato farming

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

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how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

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Star Wars

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dave lee travis walks into a radio station , plays some records , talks randomly , and a good time is had by all.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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