What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

1, 2, buckle my shoe. 3, 4, shut the door. 5, 6, I'm gonna to cut you in your sleep.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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