You best friend has a bladder disease. You ask him how he got it. He says " I was watching the superbowl and had to go, but I didn't want to miss the commercials. So it was either watching the game and getting a bladder disease that would end up killing me or going to the bathroom . Now you know where i went wrong."

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

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you just lost the game!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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roses are red violets are blue last time I saw u were in a zoo don't worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at u

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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I'm gay.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue I'm Schizophrenic and so am I

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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Small titties.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Justin Bieber

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69

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