what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Steve Jobs.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

A fat man buys a salad

Knock knock. Who's there? Sam, your doorbell isn't working.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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