why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the blond die? Substance abuse

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-What do you call a pyromaniac on a golf course? *** I backed over your cat. -A FIREHAZ- wait what?

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

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really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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knock knock your gay

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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