- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

potato farming

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Knock, knock. Come in!

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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