What's the difference between a Jew and a black person? Black people are good at running.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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whats worse the being in a car crash? finding out that your mother and father were in the other car and were fatally injured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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