A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus was nailed to the cross by Roman guards... His disciples were kept behind a line of guards and they could not hear Jesus speak. They can see he was saying something, so they had to get closer to hear what he was saying. John dodged a guard and ran towards Jesus, but a guard cut his leg off with a sword... Peter ran for it and got past John but another guard cut off one of his legs... Matthew saw this opportunity to dodge both guards and jets past both John and Peter and gets to the foot of the cross... Jesus looks down at Matthew and says, "Matthew.... I can see your house from here!"

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Good.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Justin Bieber

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What time did the tennis start? Tennish

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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YOU IS DUM

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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