Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

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Susie has Autism

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solve y = [1 arctan (x)] / [2-3 arctan (x)]

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Knock, knock. Come in!

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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