Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

who smells? •Liam

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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