- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Knock, knock. Who's there? New Kids on the Block. Wait, who?

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

Happiness is just at the end of the road... Just take a look at how long that road is yeah i wouldnt even try

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

onranges are orange bananas are yellow and apples are red/green ................... and im ................. PINK (lw/kc)

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

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