What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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your life

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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