- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you get when Chuck Norris meets Chuck Norris? A bad joke.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

I LIKE TURLES.

What is the answer to the universe? I would tell you but you would get board.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

Nice weather we're having.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Can I touch it?

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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