- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They are obviously different species but they both have wings and are birds and are actually pretty similar. Geese are usually bigger though I guess.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

A baby seal walks into a club...

planking.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

Knock Knock It's Open!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

NEVER

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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