- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

minorities.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

Kittens.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

Why was the picture so dark? Because it was night time and there were no light fixtures located anywhere near where the photo was taken.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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