- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

Nah

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How many penguins does it take to cover a dog house? Purple, because the Ice cream has no bones.

go go gadget

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

oh hiya come in

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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