OGC - tilt your head

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead black guy in the road? It doesn't matter, I cried after both

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

WTF BOOOOOM

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

Lil' Wayne

Chuck Norris' farts are silent and deadly. Deadly because he's Chuck Norris, silent because his butthole is extremely loose

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Hitler is my role model

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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