- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

suck my dick.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Knock, Knock. Come in.

Baseball

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

Babies are like landmines; when you step on them they explode.

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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