- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

F U C K Y O U W I T H Y O U R A N T I J O K E S

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

AVI IS A FAG

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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