Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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666

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Women's Rights

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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