What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Why did the bunny eat his food

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

obama is a good president

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

steves legs

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

your a towel.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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