How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

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OGC - tilt your head

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you insult a Canadian? You just swear at them and hope for the best.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Hello

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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