- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

A guy named Dick goes into a bar and the barman says: - "hey, show my your dick" - "show you my what?" asks Dick. - "your dick!" - "oh! no, I'm shy"

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Hitler was Jewish.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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