What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

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Black people are innocent.

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Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

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Teen pregnancy

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What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

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What disease did the gay man get from his partner? Streptococcus!

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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How did Suzy die She choked on a Pick-Up Truck

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Why did the cat cross the road? He thought he would make it to the other side, but instead was hit by a mini van and soon after died in the bushes from internal bleeding.

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Where's my tractor?

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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