- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

Why was the black man hanged? He was charged with piracy in the 1500s..

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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