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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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Why did the baby cross the road? It doesn't matter. He was hit by a bus.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

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ur mother

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

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throbbing slobber

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Womens' rights.

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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