- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Ram My Penis Into Ram My Penis Into Who? Me.

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Knock, knock. Come in!

Grapefruit.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What starts with a 'D' and ends with 'ick' Daniel and Jimmy are walking in the park when suddenly they get hit by a stick because a mysterious person threw the stick.

Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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