Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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Your not having a bad day, your just doing everything wrong!

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why couldnt the gay man marry??? cause he was dead.

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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What do you call 2 midgets and a pencil rolling down a hill? Satan

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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Women's rights.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

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