why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

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obama is a good president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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steves legs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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