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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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