Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Womens' rights.

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Women's sports.

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Knock knock! Who's there? This. This who? This joke.

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i hate you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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-Knock Knock -Whos there? -The police -OH SHIT

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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Why did the kid get athsma? Genetics.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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