Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

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The Irish man was sober.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Carlton

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Do you know what a deaf guy says to a blind guy? God told me you'll see your path.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

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You know what's annoying When you suddenly die of a heart attack

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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