- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

My mom.

My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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