Baseball

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

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A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why did Tommy get a wedgie? He was gay, and his parens were dead, so the school bully,decided to wedge his underwear up his butt.

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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what do you do when a woman tells you no? cut her tongue out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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