nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

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Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

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A Jew sits down next to a muslim at the bar. They great and discuss their day's events, they both order beers. Then they go home.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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