Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

My mom just died....

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Yeah, totally.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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