- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Ferrari Enzo and a Toyota Prius were having a street race. The Driver of the Ferrari died after he was hit by a bus.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

Sarah Palin is President

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

minorities.

I love Ciara!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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