Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

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I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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guns don't kill people. casey anthoney kills people.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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A pregnant women walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender denies her service because she is under the legal age.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

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Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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