- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

My mom just died....

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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