- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

My Girlfriend

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

You know George Washington? He died.

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