Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

The WNBA

Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

A Mexican walks into a club.

What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

Womens rights

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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