Boy: whats for dinner Kidnapper: beans and weiners

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

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Hair

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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Q: Why isn't Michael Jordan able to jump into space with only 1 leap? A: If that were possible, the supposedly absolute laws of physics would've been irreversibly violated to the full extent that the future of science would be in trouble and the future of some already mentally-unstable people would've been deeply jeopardized to a state that they couldn't naturally recover from.

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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My mom's dead

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how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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BUTTERFARTING

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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Your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it says 300 lbs.

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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