Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why did the monkey eat his own poop? Because there was minimal resources where he was so he resorted to eat his own fecal matter

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why did the two men kiss? Because they were both homosexual and attracted to members of the same sex.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

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Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

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That's Racist

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Penis jokes.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? THe NBA

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Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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