Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

suck my dick.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Chuck Norris died.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A woman goes into a butchers with her baby. She says "I live a few doors down and my scales are broken, do you mind weighing my son?" The butcher takes the boy away and a short while later returns holding a dripping bag. "He's 17lbs two ounces" he informs her, as his colleague brings the boy to the counter safe and well.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

do you know what's so funny? yup

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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