- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

yo mamas so fat, she started working out

An asian walks out of math class

whats worse than flunking math? death.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

A Jewish man overhears another man making a joke about the Holocaust. The Jew says, "Hey! You! My father died in the Holocaust!" The other man says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What camp was he in?" The Jew says, "Camp? No, my father had a heart attack."

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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