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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

A guy is playing cod

What is wrong with this phrase? The next line is false. The first line is true. Answer: llamas

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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