Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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Women's sports.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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