- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did the man drink water? Because he was thirsty

What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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