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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

What sucks?

What did the racist wife give to her black husband on their anniversary? Golf clubs because he liked to golf.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

What rhymes with turtle? Rape

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

Chuck Norris died.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Small breasts.

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

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