Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

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knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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im black

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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Anti Joke

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