What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

*you're

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

balls in ya mouf

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Yeah, totally.

Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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