WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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penis that is all

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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