- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

A man. That is all.

Your mom

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

Yeah, totally.

Why couldn't the Asian reach the sink? Because he was a 4 year old boy, and was only about 3 feet tall.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

Compton

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What did Lady Gaga say to Justin Timberlake? "I love the Backstreet Boys!" Justin Timberlake Replied with a Bazooka.

What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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