Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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what time is it rape time

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

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Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Your mother

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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