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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a Minute passes.

a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

Hellen Keller

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon and tamarind chutney.

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? One is a sports car and the other is a baby that is not alive.

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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