Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Women's rights.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

Bin Laden is dead.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

Womens rights

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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