Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What did the computer say to the other computer? Nothing, computers can't talk

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

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A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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