what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

How do you find Nemo? Watch the movie.

A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

666 im christian

Women's rights

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

ROSS G IS OBESE

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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