What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

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What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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