What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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I have read the Terms of Service.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms. They were lost in a tractor accident.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

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austins gay lolololol

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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