- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cross the road Because he needed to get to the bus stop

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

What do you call a black guy with Alzheimer's? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

Q. How do you kill a fish A. You don't have to BP already did

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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