What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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Q: What is long and hard? A: The gun used to kill my parents.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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Hi colton

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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