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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

"Hello." "Hi."

What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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