Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

My mom just died....

Penis!

What did the Queen of England say when here servant died? Another one bites the dust!

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I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

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What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

Communism

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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