CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Dozer has a soul

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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obama is a good president

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

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http://www.ladsta.com

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A guy is playing cod

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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baby seal walks into a bar

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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nine...eleven

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Why did the lizard turn blue? He was low on oxygen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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