What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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I love Ciara!

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Women's sports.

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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