A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Hello

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A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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clown penis dot fart? dangle pussy

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling watermelon, fried chicken and corn bread? A poor business model.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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As a wise man once told me... "natives."

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My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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