- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

Robin, get in the car.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

Go away.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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