- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

whats worse than flunking math? death.

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

Why did the Catholic priest get excommunicated from the church? He couldn't read.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

Avery has crabs.

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

women's rights.

What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happens when you push an asian in a hole? He falls in

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??