- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

An octopus walks into a bar. The people in the bar, realizing the potential of danger, stand up and leave the bar quietly.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

what do u call a hobo name Max Max

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

everyone's always talking about the emperor's clothes, don't they know this is murica

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

knock knock whos there .. derp

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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