how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Q: I am an over-protective father looking for my son who was kidnapped and am suddenly traveling with a mentally retarded woman who cant remember her name. By the way my wife was murdered and my son has physical disorder. Then, im hooked up with a hippy who doesnt care about anything. Who am I? A: Marlin the clownfish (from Finding Nemo).

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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