Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and beat the oncoming car.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Akshaytiger World

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

I met a man today. His name was John.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Knock knock *No one was home*

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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