What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

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a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

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What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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A black goes to college

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GAY PEOPLE

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