three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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whos gay? you are

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

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What is worse then failing a test? Cancer

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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What is black but also yellow? A song.

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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i heart wiener

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