What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

What sucks?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment were left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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