How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

baby seal walks into a bar

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

I only like NY as a friend.

What is an anti-joke? This is.

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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