your mother is so lesbian

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I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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penis that is all

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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