Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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Q: What's the point? A: .

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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Yeah, totally.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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