Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A jew went to Germany.

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knock knock Come in.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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