women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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So dont touch it

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Homework.

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BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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You know George Washington? He died.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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What is worse than hell?

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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weiner? balls

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Flab

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Women's Rights

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