Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a beagle? An abomination.

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

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i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What do you do when a guy pulls up in a van with piercings and a gay lisp, what do you do? Get in the van.

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Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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