- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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