How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Don't think of granny porn

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

A Banana wrote this...

ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

cot!

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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