- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

How did the fat man die? Clogged arteries leading to a heart attack.

How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What is brown and sticky?

A catholic priest held a puppet show at a kindergarten. The children were a very polite audience and the event was considered a great success.

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How did the chicken cross the road? By foot.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

Knock knock runs away laughing

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a gay man who has sex with a woman? A bisexual.

Why did the chiocken cross the road? There's no such thing as a chiocken.

What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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