You want to hear a joke? Democract

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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Why did the car suddenly stop? It was at a redlight.

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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In Soviet Russia, you shit on bird.

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? That depends on the volume of the car and the size of the people involved - different cars are of different sizes and can fit a different number of people. For instance, you could probably fit more than 20 midget jews in a van but you could probably not fit as many overweight jews in a coupé. However if you put some effort into getting as many standard sized people, in this case jews for reasons unknown, into a standard size sedan you should be able to fit about seven or eight in the car itself and one in the trunk, making a total of nine or ten.

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

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Adolf Hitler was a humanitarian.

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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How many perverts does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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